Catherine: So they were George - Big tippers.
Stripper: They just wanted the doggie in the window.
Catherine: Watch.
Stripper: And they were subbin’ drinks left and right.
Catherine: Ordering clear drinks to keep the party going.

CSI, 4x01 Assume Nothing

CSI, 2x16 Primum Non Nocere

CSI, 1x22 Evaluation Day

Greg: I’m like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

CSI, 2x20 Cats In The Cradle

Catherine: It’s never a good sign when the number of women a guy sleeps with is greater than the number of chairs he owns.
Grissom: So what’s the ratio here?
Catherine: I’d say four women for every one piece of furniture he owns, including the TV. So, I guess our guy is about three things: pucks, bucks and… chicks.

CSI, 2x16 Primum Non Nocere

Stripper: [to Grissom] You sure you don’t want a dance? I could be your specimen, you could be my mad scientist.
Catherine: He already is, sweetheart.

CSI, 4x01 Assume Nothing

Tina: That was the last night he was gonna touch her.
Grissom: But why your mother? And why your brothers?
Tina: Because they should have protected me.
Grissom: You?
Tina: My father… I was young. I learned to deal. But when he went for my daughter…
Grissom: Brenda is… and who is-
Tina: The father? I was thirteen. And nobody noticed that my clothes were getting bigger. Nice, huh? Brenda may hate me for what I did, but I protected her. I did that much.

CSI, 1x07 Blood Drops

Grissom: And that’s because of you?
Catherine: Yes. I’m her mother, she mimics me.
Grissom: Well, then she’ll be fine. I mean, look at you.
Catherine: You’re just saying that to make me feel better.
Grissom: Yeah.

CSI, 1x03 Crate ‘n’ Burial

Catherine: What are you doing?
Grissom: I’m going insane. I don’t understand this diagram.
Catherine: You don’t need a diagram. You need a woman.

- CSI: Las Vegas, 5x07 Formalities