
Dorothy: Now girls, remember, look everyone over very carefully. Try to figure out who are the real guests and who are actors pretending to be guests. It will help when it comes to solving the mysteries.
Rose: Okay, Dorothy… If that’s your real name.
- The Golden Girls, 7x02 The Case Of The Libertine

Blanche: Rose, you’re about to make a great mistake. You come to me if you want advice on men. You go to Dorothy if there’s grammar you want help with.
Dorothy: You ended that sentence with a preposition just to bait me.
Blanche: What would I do that for?
- The Golden Girls, 7x13 The Pope’s Ring

Dorothy: Now look, this is important to Rose and I think we need to stand behind her. I mean, you’re taking away a part of her, her home. Granted, it’s the cradle of idiocy…
Rose: I have a frog buried there!
- The Golden Girls, 6x03 If at Last You Do Succeed


Blanche: You can’t use this towel.
Dorothy: Blanche, it’s an emergency! We’ll replace it next week.
Blanche: Oh no, you can’t replace this towel! There are too many fond memories attached to this towel.
Dorothy: Blanche, please, I am in no mood to hear about the parade of endless sexual encounters that you have experienced up and down the Florida coast line, with only this towel between your hot flesh and the cold wet sand!
Blanche: I brought my son, Skippy, home from the hospital in this towel, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You’re lying, Blanche.
Blanche: … Damn, you’re good!
- The Golden Girls, 4x11 The Auction