- Saturday Night Live 35x10

I love this so much.

cyborglovesong:

So in the spirit of diversity and fear, please welcome the NBC Peacock Singers with an all-inclusive holiday medley for everyone.

(via guidinglightningstrike)

cyborglovesong:

Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers.

(via uprightcitizens)

cyborglovesong:

Oh, my little heart.

I want a Tina/Jimmy/Amy/Seth Weekend Update so bad! It’s pretty embarrassing actually.

cyborglovesong:

Sally: Say something funny and I’ll laugh.
Dan: Okay. How’s this? Knock-knock.
Sally: Who’s there?
Dan: I’m miserable every waking second!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Gayle: Today’s geeks always turn out to be tomorrow’s winners.

- Spring Breakdown (2009)

Okay, so I finally watched this crazy thing. The concept is stupid of course, and I’m sure I wouldn’t have enjoyed it if it weren’t for the awesome cast. If I’m being dead honest, I wouldn’t have watched Baby Mama if Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz would’ve played the leading roles and I wouldn’t have enjoyed Mean Girls half as much if Tina Fey wouldn’t have written it. So my conclusion is that Amy was hilarious, Rachel was enjoyably awkward, Parker was really pretty in a weird way, Seth was even more handsome than usual and Jane Lynch killed. I really like awesome people, okay?

Trixie: What’s that baby? You’re a Level 5 Chaotic Evil Half-Orc? Oh, that makes me so hot. I’m a Lawful Neutral Druidic Monk with +5 melee range, Boots of Levitation, and a big, sharp Vorpal Sword. I want you to cast a saving throw, baby! Roll your twelve-sided die and cast it! Cast it!

Christy: So, what’s your name?
Warren: Warren Grabowski.
Christy: Help me, Warren Grabowski, you’re my only hope.
Warren: I like that. Tell me I’m a nerf herder!
Christy: You know what you are, Warren? You’re a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Warren: Oh, God, yes!

Candy: You know what time it is, baby? It’s the Vulcan mating season of Pon Farr. Much like the eel-birds of Regulus V, if I don’t find a mate, I’ll die.
Trekkie: I’m giving myself the Vulcan Nerve Pinch right now. Oooooh!
Candy: Oooh, yeah, I like that. I wanna do something logical to you, baby.
Trekkie: Ooh, that’s nice!

Lexis: You’ve been a bad Hobbit, haven’t you?
Hobbit: I have been a bad Hobbit, yes.
Lexis: Well, bad Hobbits get sent to Mordor.
Hobbit: But I want to go back to the Shire. Take me back to Eriador.
Lexis: Oh, you’re going to Mordor, all right. First we’re going all the way to Minas Morgul.
Hobbit: Okay, that’s good.
Lexis: We’re going to take the long way around the plateau of Golgoroth.
Hobbit: Okay, I can’t take it!
Lexis: Then we’re going right to the tippy-top of Barad-Dûr.
Hobbit: Yes!

- Saturday Night Live 30x11

cyborglovesong:

I was waiting for a really good time to post this, but I’m lazy so that time is now.
Seth Meyers & Amy Poehler, being fucking awesome, as always. God, I love this picture.

What’s your dream SNL cast? (consisting of 10 members)

Mine: Dratch, Fallon, Fey, Forte, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Rudolph, Sudeikis and Wiig.

Some might say that SNL without Andy Samberg sucks, but I don’t. Also, Weekend Update would be so much fun. Like the duos could change every episode. Yes, a girl can dream.

cyborglovesong:

Steven Ainsley: Amy, help me. Help me, Amy. I can tell you’re a good person who knows what it’s like to be around a mean, abusive bully.
Amy Poehler: What do you mean?
Tina Fey: What are you two yapping about?
Steven Ainsley: Nothing!
Amy Poehler: Nothing.
Tina Fey: Oh, wrap it up. I’m trying to watch the game over here.
Steven Ainsley: Help, I’m so scared! Help me!
Amy Poehler: Help me!
Steven Ainsley: Help me!
Both: Help! Help me!

Steven Ainsley: Well, I think I’ve made my point.

- Saturday Night Live 30x19

cyborglovesong:

Seth Meyers: Oh, really, Tina? Well guess what, I’m not going to let you ruin this one. Because there’s three more things I have to accomplish before I die: climb Mount Everest, write a novel, and that thing I talked to you and Amy about earlier.
Amy Poehler: Yeah, Seth, there’s no way we’re having a three-way with you.
Seth Meyers: Just like there was no way the Sox were coming back from three-nothing down in a game against the Yankees?
Amy Poehler: Good point.
Seth Meyers: Ritz Carlton, room 434. And bring a credit card for incidentals, if you know what I mean.
Tina Fey: You mean a condom and porn movies?
Seth Meyers: Oh, I was gonna say Pringles, but yours are better.

- Saturday Night Live 30x04