uprightcitizens:

Self-explanatory.

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(via benjyie)

cyborglovesong:

So in the spirit of diversity and fear, please welcome the NBC Peacock Singers with an all-inclusive holiday medley for everyone.

(via uprightcitizens)

becauseyoulisten:

suicideblonde:

Parker Posey, Jane Lynch, Amy Poehler, Missi Pyle and Rachel Dratch with the director of Spring Breakdown

cyborglovesong:

Oh, my little heart.

I want a Tina/Jimmy/Amy/Seth Weekend Update so bad! It’s pretty embarrassing actually.

fuckyeahpoehler:

“Chicago Buddies”

benjyie:rainydaywomen:

Amber Tamblyn, Amy Poehler, Parker Posey & Rachel Dratch

Gayle: Today’s geeks always turn out to be tomorrow’s winners.

- Spring Breakdown (2009)

Okay, so I finally watched this crazy thing. The concept is stupid of course, and I’m sure I wouldn’t have enjoyed it if it weren’t for the awesome cast. If I’m being dead honest, I wouldn’t have watched Baby Mama if Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz would’ve played the leading roles and I wouldn’t have enjoyed Mean Girls half as much if Tina Fey wouldn’t have written it. So my conclusion is that Amy was hilarious, Rachel was enjoyably awkward, Parker was really pretty in a weird way, Seth was even more handsome than usual and Jane Lynch killed. I really like awesome people, okay?

Trixie: What’s that baby? You’re a Level 5 Chaotic Evil Half-Orc? Oh, that makes me so hot. I’m a Lawful Neutral Druidic Monk with +5 melee range, Boots of Levitation, and a big, sharp Vorpal Sword. I want you to cast a saving throw, baby! Roll your twelve-sided die and cast it! Cast it!

Christy: So, what’s your name?
Warren: Warren Grabowski.
Christy: Help me, Warren Grabowski, you’re my only hope.
Warren: I like that. Tell me I’m a nerf herder!
Christy: You know what you are, Warren? You’re a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Warren: Oh, God, yes!

Candy: You know what time it is, baby? It’s the Vulcan mating season of Pon Farr. Much like the eel-birds of Regulus V, if I don’t find a mate, I’ll die.
Trekkie: I’m giving myself the Vulcan Nerve Pinch right now. Oooooh!
Candy: Oooh, yeah, I like that. I wanna do something logical to you, baby.
Trekkie: Ooh, that’s nice!

Lexis: You’ve been a bad Hobbit, haven’t you?
Hobbit: I have been a bad Hobbit, yes.
Lexis: Well, bad Hobbits get sent to Mordor.
Hobbit: But I want to go back to the Shire. Take me back to Eriador.
Lexis: Oh, you’re going to Mordor, all right. First we’re going all the way to Minas Morgul.
Hobbit: Okay, that’s good.
Lexis: We’re going to take the long way around the plateau of Golgoroth.
Hobbit: Okay, I can’t take it!
Lexis: Then we’re going right to the tippy-top of Barad-Dûr.
Hobbit: Yes!

- Saturday Night Live 30x11

fuckyeahsnl:

suicideblonde:

This year wasn’t Amy Poehler’s first time as a Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year. In 2002, she won with her fellow female SNL castmates Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, and Maya Rudolph.  That’s right!  There used to be FIVE female cast members on SNL!  And with Maya there, Kenan Thompson did have to wear a dress to be all the female black celebrities.  Crazy times.

What’s your dream SNL cast? (consisting of 10 members)

Mine: Dratch, Fallon, Fey, Forte, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Rudolph, Sudeikis and Wiig.

Some might say that SNL without Andy Samberg sucks, but I don’t. Also, Weekend Update would be so much fun. Like the duos could change every episode. Yes, a girl can dream.

Rachel, Maya, Amy and Tina. A nice-looking bunch of teenage girls.