Crossover Meme - Community/Parks & Rec
Annie: I’m super excited to tackle this internship. I have so many ideas I want to bring to the table, and everyone’s been so welcoming. Well, I’ve only met Leslie and Chris so far, but Chris told me I’m literally the most organized person he’s ever met, so that’s a good sign, yeah?
Ron: While April’s helping Leslie with her campaign I’m getting a new April to fill in. Leslie chose her because she’s intelligent and committed - and because she sealed her application envelope with a smiley face sticker… I’m already uneasy.
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Annie: Is everything OK? If you’re wondering about the color code on the memos, purple pen means urgent and pink pen is just for fun.
Ron: I just wanted to ask one thing. You answered a phone call and set up a meeting with Sue’s Salads about possibly putting her food on the menu in the council cafeteria?
Annie: Um, yes… Did I do something wrong?
Ron: There are two things wrong, New April. One, you answered a phone call. And two, salad is what people eat when they’ve lost the will to live. Do you not understand the concept of an enjoyable meal? Bacon, for instance, is an acceptable meal for all occasions.
Annie: Oh, I don’t eat bacon.
Ron: … Get out.
Basically, he’s selfish, and you’re not, and that’s why you don’t like him.
Every now and then, we have these little gatherings, and Leslie gets plastered. One time, I convinced her to try to fax someone a Fruit Roll Up. She, one time, made out with the water delivery guy, in her office. On Halloween, she was dressed up as Batman. Not Batgirl; Batman. And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside. And it is my favorite thing in the world.Parks & Recreation - 1.01 Pilot
Leslie: Look, those guys were rude, arrogant, narrow-minded class A jerks. Now I may have lost my cool, but they deserved it.
Ron: Okay. I’ll call the mayor and cancel the photo op.
Leslie: No, don’t do that!
Ron: Okay, then call the Venezuelans and apologize.
Leslie: No! They were rude! Arrogant! Narrow-minded class A jerks!
Ron: Okay, then I’ll call the mayor and cancel the photo op.
Ron: Do you see the problem here?
Leslie: Yes, but I don’t want to!
- Parks and Recreation, 2x05 Sister City
Parks and Recreation, 2x02 The Stakeout