You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now? Mindy Kaling
"I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way."
— Mindy Kaling, 33 Facts You Learn About Mindy Kaling by Hanging Around Her (via widespindriftgaze) (via lonelytourist)
Cool wall art, random Uni building! Pick up my print out, get a boner. - Mindy Kaling
"I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. I want to hear about it because I know it’s possible, and because I want it for myself."
— Mindy Kaling on how “Married People Need to Step it Up” (via hannahstaton) (via foreheadtittaes)
