(Source: mollyaikenburger, via bossypants)
“There is one other embarrassing secret I must reveal, something I have never admitted to anyone. Though we are grateful for the affection 30 Rock has received from critics and hipsters, we were actually trying to make a hit show.” - Tina Fey, Bossypants
“This is a delicate situation, Jack. There is handsomeness involved.”
Tina Fey: I made him [Michael Sheen] promise that no matter how many -as we put it- fancy fucking Oscar movies he’s in, he has to come back.
Day Nineteen: Favorite Liz love interest; CAN’T CHOOSE. WON’T CHOOSE.
Wesley: You witch!
Liz: No, no. I am walking away!
Wesley: Wait, Liz. Wait. Look, I wasn’t even supposed to ride my footcycle home today.
Liz: Stop calling it that.
Wesley: Yeah, fine, my velocipede. But I did ride it. Because the universe wanted me to run into you again, and I finally think I know why.
Liz: Commencing eye roll sequence.
Wesley: The universe wants us to settle for one another. Well, there has to be a reason this keeps happening to us, Liz. I think fate is telling us… this is the best we’re ever gonna get. We’re each other’s settling soulmates.
Liz: Settling soulmates? That is grim! And I’ve played Monopoly alone!
Wesley: Well, I know it’s not ideal, but we both benefit. I can open jars and kill bugs for you, and you could make me look less gay at work functions.
- 30 Rock, 4x15 Don Geiss, America and Hope
WESLEY: Farewell, my luscious plum!
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WESLEY: WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT?
- 30 Rock 4x22, I Do Do
Liz: You were wrong, Wesley. We don’t have to settle. The moms were wrong. Stupid Buzz Aldrin was wrong! So thank you, and goodbye. PRAISE TO THE UNIVERSE, LOVE IS REAL!
Wesley: Fine. It’s your loss. There’s only one Wesley Snipes in this world! [he walks away]
Liz: You know there isn’t.
Wesley: Ahh!
- 30 Rock, 4x22 I Do Do
Liz: I’m sorry, you have a problem with the science of “Hot Tub Time Machine”?
Wesley: Not the time travel, it’s the hot tub. You don’t just turn one on and it’s immediately hot. I should know, I’ve been in a hot tub two times.
Liz: Well, I don’t question everything.
Wesley: Except for the snacks I got for us.
Liz: Yeah! Seltzer and Mike & Ikes!
Wesley: And what did you want? Popcorn?
Liz: Yes!
Wesley: Popcorn? At the cinema?! And by the way, your food obsession is not as endearing as you think it is. It’s like being in a Cathy cartoon and it just won’t end.
Liz: Oh my God, I wanna smash your face!
- 30 Rock, 4x15 Don Geiss, America and Hope
