Somebody asked me, ‘If you got in a fight with Michael Cera, who would win?’ I don’t know. What a terrible thing to ask somebody.
Jesse Eisenberg (via kittyeisenberg) (via all-right-ramblers)

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29 December 2010 @ 2pm | 485 notes
tags: #PLEASE ABRAHAM #jesse eisenberg #michael cera

rufustfirefly / parrotworm

24 November 2010 @ 8am | 513 notes
tags: #scott pilgrim vs. the world #michael cera

Michael: Well, I do think we should go for a run, huh? Some real guy stuff.
George Michael: I’m supposed to go fabric shopping with Ann today.
Michael: I think we can go butcher.
George Michael: Uh, no, we’re making a gown. She’s gonna be in a beauty pageant.
Michael: Yeah, who’s Ann?
George Michael: My-my girlfriend. She’s… you’ve met her… so many times… met her and met her.
Michael: No, I know who Annabelle is. Who’s the Ann that’s in the beauty pageant?
George Michael: That’s her. Her name isn’t Annabelle, it’s Ann.
Michael: I know that her name is not Annabelle. I just- that’s how I remember her name. ‘Cause her body’s kind of shaped like a… she’s the belle of the ball! What is she doing in the beauty pageant? She’s… she running the lights or something?
George Michael: She’s in it. She’s a contestant. It’s sorta like an inner beauty pageant.
Michael: Ah, there it is.

- Arrested Development, 3x04 Notapusy

23 July 2010 @ 1am | 225 notes
tags: #arrested development #her? #jason bateman #michael cera

It also gave him an opportunity to smell her neck.

- Arrested Development, 3x09 S.O.B.s

21 July 2010 @ 2am | 12 notes
tags: #arrested development #maeby-george michael #michael cera
9 July 2010 @ 1am | 804 notes
tags: #arrested development #jason bateman #jessica walter #portia de rossi #will arnett #michael cera

Day Twenty Five; A show you plan on watching: Arrested Development

Michael: Okay, guys, um… they are going to keep dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also, the attorney said that they’re going to have to put a halt on the company’s expense account. [The others gasp.] Interesting. I would’ve expected that after “They’re keeping dad in jail.”
4 June 2010 @ 2am | 57 notes
tags: #30 days of tv #arrested development #jason bateman #jessica walter #portia de rossi #will arnett #michael cera