3 days ago
1 week ago
Verona: Where is my crown? I simply cannot find my crown. Oh brother, I just swallowed another fly.
Courtney: And to that the crab replied…
Burt: YOU WILL NEVER FIND YOUR CROWN, FROG! Because I have hid it under the ocean.
Courtney: And ten they fought…
Burt: Give me your tongue, frog! I have your tongue!
Courtney: And then they made up…
Burt: Oh frog, I have to admit something: You’re my best friend.
Verona: I still love you.
Burt: I’m really sorry about that, frog. I’ve always loved your eyes.
Verona: Don’t worry about it.
- Away We Go (2009)
2 weeks ago
Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, & Maya Rudolph - “Santa’s My Boyfriend”
Santa’s my boyfriend
And we’ll have a wonderful life
I can’t wait for the time, when he’ll truly be mine
And he’ll leave his bitch of a wife
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3 weeks ago
Tyra Banks: But we did our best…
Amber: That’s what she said!
Tyra Banks: You’re not using that right.
Amber: That’s what she said!
Tyra Banks: Better.
- Saturday Night Live 30x20
3 weeks ago
4 weeks ago
Oh, my little heart.
I want a Tina/Jimmy/Amy/Seth Weekend Update so bad! It’s pretty embarrassing actually.
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1 month ago
Trixie: What’s that baby? You’re a Level 5 Chaotic Evil Half-Orc? Oh, that makes me so hot. I’m a Lawful Neutral Druidic Monk with +5 melee range, Boots of Levitation, and a big, sharp Vorpal Sword. I want you to cast a saving throw, baby! Roll your twelve-sided die and cast it! Cast it!
Christy: So, what’s your name?
Warren: Warren Grabowski.
Christy: Help me, Warren Grabowski, you’re my only hope.
Warren: I like that. Tell me I’m a nerf herder!
Christy: You know what you are, Warren? You’re a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Warren: Oh, God, yes!
Candy: You know what time it is, baby? It’s the Vulcan mating season of Pon Farr. Much like the eel-birds of Regulus V, if I don’t find a mate, I’ll die.
Trekkie: I’m giving myself the Vulcan Nerve Pinch right now. Oooooh!
Candy: Oooh, yeah, I like that. I wanna do something logical to you, baby.
Trekkie: Ooh, that’s nice!
Lexis: You’ve been a bad Hobbit, haven’t you?
Hobbit: I have been a bad Hobbit, yes.
Lexis: Well, bad Hobbits get sent to Mordor.
Hobbit: But I want to go back to the Shire. Take me back to Eriador.
Lexis: Oh, you’re going to Mordor, all right. First we’re going all the way to Minas Morgul.
Hobbit: Okay, that’s good.
Lexis: We’re going to take the long way around the plateau of Golgoroth.
Hobbit: Okay, I can’t take it!
Lexis: Then we’re going right to the tippy-top of Barad-Dûr.
Hobbit: Yes!
- Saturday Night Live 30x11
1 month ago
Q: When was the last time you were mistaken for another celebrity and who was it?
- Tina Fey: I've been mistaken a few times. Obviously people do sometimes call me governor in the airport. I've been mistaken for Amy Poehler. I've been mistaken for Maya Rudolph. Both of which are crazy. And recently someone stopped me on the street to tell me that I was very good in "The Office".
1 month ago
This year wasn’t Amy Poehler’s first time as a Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year. In 2002, she won with her fellow female SNL castmates Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, and Maya Rudolph. That’s right! There used to be FIVE female cast members on SNL! And with Maya there, Kenan Thompson did have to wear a dress to be all the female black celebrities. Crazy times.
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1 month ago
What’s your dream SNL cast? (consisting of 10 members)
Mine: Dratch, Fallon, Fey, Forte, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Rudolph, Sudeikis and Wiig.
Some might say that SNL without Andy Samberg sucks, but I don’t. Also, Weekend Update would be so much fun. Like the duos could change every episode. Yes, a girl can dream.
2 months ago
Rachel, Maya, Amy and Tina. A nice-looking bunch of teenage girls.
2 months ago
Q: Any themes that keep coming up over and over in your writing?
- Tina Fey: I'm obsessed with the Playboy empire.
- Amy Poehler: I like to play cocky, overconfident dum-dums. I used to play a lot of strippers on Second City tours.
- Tina Fey: In one sketch, Amy's character is giving a guy a lap dance. She has a really bad cough and is wearing all these patches. The guy says, "What are all those patches for?" And she says, "This one's nicotine, this one's birth control and this one's covering a puncture wound."
- Maya Rudolph: Most of the characters I find funny don't have a complete grasp on reality. They're really kind of crazy.
2 months ago
Q: Do you guys get recognized much?
- Maya Rudolph: I once got stopped at a Radiohead concert. The guy said, "Hey, Tina, you're great." I don't know why he thought I was Tina. Maybe it's because that was the only name he knew. Or maybe because I was wearing a name tag that read, "Please call me Tina Fey."
