“I just wanted to say how brilliant I think you all are, what a great team this is, how much I respect all of you, both as co-workers and as friends. As you all know there were a few changes made a couple of months ago which initially hurt me, but ultimately ended up being a great thing. And Nicky, I was so wrong when I said that it’s been a long nineteen years here, in this lab, in this town. I mean, the truth is, it’s gone by too fast. But there comes a point in one’s life in which one feels compelled to make a change. I’ve been offered another job with the FBI and I’ve decided to take it. It’s Effective immediately. I tendered my resignation, for real this time. You are all family, which is why this is the hardest decision I’ve ever made. I mean, how could I leave this place? How could I leave all of you? But not only are you in great hands, but you are a rock solid bad-ass team of criminalists and don’t ever forget it.”

CSI, 12x12 Willows In The Wind

Warrick: Oh, you are wrong.

CSI, 1x16 Too Tough to Die

Russell: Hold still.
Catherine: What are you doing?
Russell: Trust me. You’re gonna wanna remember the night they shot Oscar Goodman - You look great.

CSI, 12x04 Maid Man

Catherine: So they were George - Big tippers.
Stripper: They just wanted the doggie in the window.
Catherine: Watch.
Stripper: And they were subbin’ drinks left and right.
Catherine: Ordering clear drinks to keep the party going.

CSI, 4x01 Assume Nothing

Greg: I’m like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

CSI, 2x20 Cats In The Cradle

Catherine: It’s never a good sign when the number of women a guy sleeps with is greater than the number of chairs he owns.
Grissom: So what’s the ratio here?
Catherine: I’d say four women for every one piece of furniture he owns, including the TV. So, I guess our guy is about three things: pucks, bucks and… chicks.

CSI, 2x16 Primum Non Nocere

You all right?
Yeah. I think.
Whoa.

CSI, 5x02 Down The Drain

Sara: What’s the rule? How long do I have to be here before I start kicking in for gifts?

CSI, 1x03 Crate ‘n’ Burial

Stripper: [to Grissom] You sure you don’t want a dance? I could be your specimen, you could be my mad scientist.
Catherine: He already is, sweetheart.

CSI, 4x01 Assume Nothing

Sara: How much do you think a night like this would cost?
Catherine: Heather told me, five years ago she was clearing twenty grand a week. And that was before ladyheather.com.
Sara: … What is she like?
Catherine: Beautiful, smart, intense… charming. The only woman I’ve ever seen rattle Grissom. I mean, he kinda liked that forensic anthropologist, Teri Miller, remember her?
Sara: Yeah.
Catherine: But she wasn’t enough of a challenge for him. Heather, on the other hand, uninhibited and can beat him at mental chess. They had chemistry and he is a scientist. I have no proof and I know he’d never tell me, but I’m certain they spent the night together… I wonder which one wore the chaps.
Sara: [clears her throat] Lots of coins and toothpicks, they don’t sweep under here.
Catherine: More power to him, really, to find someone outside of work, ‘cause… you start fishing from the company pier and asking for trouble.
Sara: I got a shot glass. Looks like there’s some lipstick around the rim.
Catherine: My fantasy does not include costumes. Or pain. And certainly not sawdust.

You?

CSI, 7x23 Th Good, the Bad and the Dominatrix

Tina: That was the last night he was gonna touch her.
Grissom: But why your mother? And why your brothers?
Tina: Because they should have protected me.
Grissom: You?
Tina: My father… I was young. I learned to deal. But when he went for my daughter…
Grissom: Brenda is… and who is-
Tina: The father? I was thirteen. And nobody noticed that my clothes were getting bigger. Nice, huh? Brenda may hate me for what I did, but I protected her. I did that much.

CSI, 1x07 Blood Drops

Grissom: And that’s because of you?
Catherine: Yes. I’m her mother, she mimics me.
Grissom: Well, then she’ll be fine. I mean, look at you.
Catherine: You’re just saying that to make me feel better.
Grissom: Yeah.

CSI, 1x03 Crate ‘n’ Burial

Jerrod Cooper: Hello?
Catherine: Hey.
Jerrod Cooper: Who’s this? I just dialed my own damn beeper.
Catherine: Uh uh. It’s my beeper now. I found it
Jerrod Cooper: It ain’t your beeper, girl. It’s mine. I do a lot business on that beeper.
Catherine: What kind of business?
Jerrod Cooper: You know. Slangin’ a little somethin’ somethin’ maybe.
Catherine: A little somethin’ somethin’? Maybe a little bling bling?
Jerrod Cooper: What you know bout some bling bling?
Catherine: Invite me over to your crib, baby, and you might find out.
Jerrod Cooper: It’s on. Three Aces Motel. Room 202.
Catherine: Three Aces Motel. Room 202. See you soon. [she hangs up the phone] Did I just do that?
Sara: What’s a bling bling?
Catherine: Got me.

CSI, 1x02 Cool Change