30 Rock, 1x12 Up All Night / 2x01 Seinfeld Vision
I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting. Which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment. Like, never. I have had three doughnuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a country steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn’t leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow, I am a mess. There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I’m voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here’s one: when I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasy stuff about Gopher from The Love Boat. And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today.
30 Rock, 3x21 Mamma Mia | 30 Rock, 4x15 Don Geiss, America and Hope
YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. BAG? I WILL HAVE A NICE DAY.
30 Rock, 5x22 Everything Sunny All The Time Always
(Source: cheia)
Liz: You want to paint me as this New York snob. Can I share with you my world view?
Jack: I’d rather hear you sing “Rocket Man” again.
Liz: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: What a surprise. Your world view is food-based.
Jack/Liz or Jeff/Britta | asked by an anon
Hey, try this on. That’s a good look for you. You like that? It’s yours.
