- Saturday Night Live 35x10

I love this so much.

Megan Mullally: Oh, honey. You know, we’re in our seventh season right now of my hit show Will and… what’s her name? Am I right?!

- Saturday Night Live 31x06

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Beauty: They say true love can break the curse, and I can’t imagine a love more true than this.
The Beast: Oh my darling, I can’t hardly wait until your transformation.
Beauty: Wha - What do you mean, my transformation?
The Beast: You know, the curse will be broken. And you can stop being a beast.
Beauty: You think I’m the beast?
The Beast: Ah, yeah. We were just singing about it… Beauty and The Beast.
Beauty: No, it’s the other way around.
The Beast: Woah, this is awkward.
Beauty: How could you think I was the beast?
The Beast: Well, beast is a strong word. You’re the one who started throwing beast around. I’d say you’re like a six.
Beauty: A six? In my village I am considered a great beauty!
The Beast: Oh, I know. I’m sure. It’s just that… well, you’re very slender. And I don’t know. I like, I like a big ass.

- Saturday Night Live 35x04

uprightcitizens:

benjyie:

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Instant Shoemaker Reblog.

fuckyeahkristenwiig:

Did Sue just jump up the chimney?

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- Saturday Night Live 35x08

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What’s your dream SNL cast? (consisting of 10 members)

Mine: Dratch, Fallon, Fey, Forte, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Rudolph, Sudeikis and Wiig.

Some might say that SNL without Andy Samberg sucks, but I don’t. Also, Weekend Update would be so much fun. Like the duos could change every episode. Yes, a girl can dream.

dancewithcaution:

Kristen Wiig

Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women

Don Draper: Hello, I’m Don Draper, and I’ve been fortunate enough to have affairs with many women. Some say, “Boy, Don, how do you do it?” Well, it’s simple. And you can do it, too, if you follow my four easy steps.

•Step 1: When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.

Jessica: Hi, I’m Jessica. [Don remains silent, staring at her] We’re shy, aren’t we? [Don remains silent] Marry me! I wanna have your children!

•Step 2: When asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers.

Second Woman: So, Don… tell me about your family. Any brothers and sisters?
Don Draper: There… was a man with… bright… shiny shoes. I saw him dancing… until the accident.
Second Woman: Oh, how mysterious!

•Step 3: Have a great name.

Nathaniel Snerpus: Hi! I’m Nathaniel Snerpus. [the women roll their eyes, then rise to get away from him]
Third Woman: [to Don] Well, hello!
Don Draper: Don Draper.
Third Woman: Let’s get me out of this skirt.

•And finally, Step 4: Look fantastic in a suit. Look fantastic in casual wear. Look fantastic in anything. Sound good. Smell good.Kiss good. Strut around with supreme confidence. Be uncannily successful at your job. Blow people away every time you say anything. Take six-hour lunches. Disappear for weeks at a time. Lie to everyone about everything. Drink and smoke constantly. Basically… be Don Draper.

- Saturday Night Live 34x06

fuckyeahkristenwiig:

If saving money is complicated, then I’m a sudoku puzzle on a friday.