(Source: jeandujardin, via bilius)
John: Thank you for that. That was enligh-
Tina: You’re welcome.
John: Okay.
The 18th Annual Screen Guild Awards

Scorsese!
“No, he wasn’t sad. He was full of hope about Colorado. And he was hoping to get an upgrade as an Awards member. And he said he was just real excited to get home and see Holly.”
The Office 7.22 - Goodbye Michael.
(via aliciaflorrick)
carefulpatterns / earlysunsetsoverboston:
So today I wrote a song for you
Cause a day can get so long
And I know it’s hard to make it through
When you say there’s something wrong
So I’m trying to put it right
Cause I want to love you with my heart
All this trying has made me tight
And I dont know even where to start
Pam: Hey, Golden Face. Can I ask you a question? I mean, since we’re all gonna die here anyway. Why is your face gold?
Jim: Why do you care?
Pam: I’m just making conversation.
Jim: I worked in a gold factory. We had a boos who only cared about money. He wouldn’t give us lunch breaks, so we had to… eat the gold. And then one day I looked in the mirror and… well I guess you are what you eat.
Pam: Golden Face, that is so sad.
Jim: Well I just thought if I could blow up all the All-Star games, all the trophies would explode all over the place, and then everyone would be gold… just like me. [She kisses him on the cheek.]
Pam: So sad.
Mad Men Genderswap suggested by cherhorowitz
Rose Byrne as D. Draper
Alexander Skarsgard as B. Draper
Gillian Anderson as R. Sterling
Matthew Bomer as J. Harris
Gillian Jacobs as P. Campbell
John Krasinski as P. Olson
falulatonks / snugglyduckling / confessionsofateenagefangirl / cityatdawn
That awkward moment when you really have to go to the bathroom, but Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin are in there smoking weed.