I said a bang-bang, bangity bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang. Bang bang bang bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang. Bang bang bang bang bang bang bangity bang!
- How I Met Your Mother, 6x17 Of Course
Ladies and gentlemen, the Valentine’s Day that I would totally see.
(The songs in the trailer would totally be “1234” by Feist and “1901” by Phoenix.)
Yes, please!
Barney: I will stop wearing… wait for it-
Robin: We know you’re gonna say suits.
Barney: … Suits!
Marshall and Lily: [GASP]
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x12 Girls Vs. Suits
Wait for it…. SUUUUUUUUUIT!
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x12 Girls Vs. Suits
LILY; You smoked.How I Met Your Mother, 5x11 Last Cigarette Ever
(via fujiidom)
vianegativa / squeegybeckinheim / fuckyeahtvpicspam:
BARNEY; Can’t fight if you’re not there. That’s what Gandhi taught us.
TED; Boy, that’s not true.
…..
BARNEY; It’s like Gandhi said. “Smile don’t cost nothin’, sugar.”
TED; I’m not sure you know who Gandhi is.How I Met Your Mother, 5x06 Bagpipes
(via heartwarming)
It was the best night ever
Laughter raining down like April shower
Oh, we talked for hours
Best night ever
Then we played charades
Lily made some creme brulee-lelelele
And now that we’re best couple friends
There’s only one thing left to saaaaay:
Are you free, are you free, are you free next Saturday?
(That’s the 17th. Friday or Sunday would also work. Or basically any other day.)
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper
Lily: How do we know you two won’t hurt us again?
Robin: You don’t.
Marshall: You know what? We have two very nice people up in that apartment who are perfect for us.
Barney: Then what are you doing standing out in the rain with us?
Lily: Damn it! Why is there something so attractive about a bad boy… and girl?
Marshall: I think we can change them.
Lily: Come here, you two!
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper
Ted: I’ll never set my foot in New Jersey again, unless I’m going to see a Giants game or flying out of Newark or God forbid disposing of a body.
Lily: Ted. if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey, I’ll haunt you forever.
Ted: But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
Lily: Meh. I’ll leave you alone. I’m sure you had your reasons.
