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Jason Sudeikis and Jason Bateman in GQ Magazine
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FRIENDS Genderswap suggested by an anon
Tina Fey as C. Bing
Jason Bateman as M. Geller
Cobie Smulders as J. Tribbiani
Zach Braff as P. Buffay
Anna Friel as R. Geller
Joel McHale as R. Green
TOBIAS: And secondably, I know you’re the big “marriage expert”. Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot. Your wife is dead!
Michael: You know, Lindsay, since you already sent the check, this is how you’re gonna pay for it. You’re gonna be in charge of the house from now on, okay? The cooking, cleaning - all of it.
Lucille: You’re gonna put Lindsay in charge of the cooking? At least you’ll lose weight.
Lindsay: You know, mom, I think the only time you ever cooked for us was the morning Rosa’s mom died.
Buster: You gave us cereal in an ashtray.
- Arrested Development, 3x09 S.O.B.s
Michael: I just checked her into rehab, they’re not exactly gonna let me check her out and take her to a bar. So Gob, I need you to help me sneak her past the guards.
Gob: Well gee, I didn’t think the woman I’d be checking out at spring break would be mom.
Buster: She’s better-looking than the whores you date.
Gob: Don’t call my escorts whores.
Buster: MOM STILL GOT IT!
Gob: I DON’T DATE WHORES!
Lindsay: Stop it, stop it! This objectification of women has to stop.
Michael: It’s just mom and whores.
- Arrested Development, 2x17 Spring Breakout
Michael: Well, I do think we should go for a run, huh? Some real guy stuff.
George Michael: I’m supposed to go fabric shopping with Ann today.
Michael: I think we can go butcher.
George Michael: Uh, no, we’re making a gown. She’s gonna be in a beauty pageant.
Michael: Yeah, who’s Ann?
George Michael: My-my girlfriend. She’s… you’ve met her… so many times… met her and met her.
Michael: No, I know who Annabelle is. Who’s the Ann that’s in the beauty pageant?
George Michael: That’s her. Her name isn’t Annabelle, it’s Ann.
Michael: I know that her name is not Annabelle. I just- that’s how I remember her name. ‘Cause her body’s kind of shaped like a… she’s the belle of the ball! What is she doing in the beauty pageant? She’s… she running the lights or something?
George Michael: She’s in it. She’s a contestant. It’s sorta like an inner beauty pageant.
Michael: Ah, there it is.
- Arrested Development, 3x04 Notapusy
