toutdoucement / anditsdraining:
House: You guys make me sad. Listen again.
Chase: She’s had one hallucination. Why are we operating on her? Why are we risking her life?
House: Because Wilson thinks it’ll be nice to give the girl a year to say good bye to her mommy. I guess maybe she stutters or something. Now shut up and listen. Tricuspid… Mitral. … Again.
Cameron: Wait. There. There’s an extra flap.
House: I’m gonna ask the surgeon to look at the mitral valve first.
House, 2x02 Autopsy
(Source: cheia)
House: I’m proud of you.
- House, 3x03 Informed Consent
Day Eleven: A show that disappointed you
House: If he’s not hitting that, why is she here?
Cameron: Because I’m hitting that and it’s totally hot.
- House, 3x05 Fools For Love
I miss this.
House: They’ll catch on if they notice that he’s off the morphine drip. Shoot him up with one of these puppies instead.
Cameron: … No!
House: You do understand it’s not really a puppy.
- House, 3x05 Fools For Love
Cameron: You can’t just be walking around.
House: Well, then stop me.
Cameron: You’ve lost blood-
House: Physically, stop me.
Cameron: You could damage-
House: You can’t. Cause that would involve physically touching me, and then things would get so sexually charged…
- House, 2x24 No Reason
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House, 2x24 No Reason
House: Okay, I’ll be you guys. [imitating Chase] No way, mate! Too much blood to just be a vein. [imitating Foreman] No way, hizzy! If it was an artery he’d still be bleeding. [imitating Cameron] Actually, he’d be dead.
- House, 2x24 No Reason
Interviewer: Did House treat you as badly as he treats his current fellows?
Cameron: Loaded question. I learned how to be a doctor from House. Or at least a doctor to learn how to be a doctor from House, if that makes any sense.
Interviewer: And you left his team because you couldn’t stand him anymore?
Cameron: No, no, I love Doctor House.
Interviewer: That’s something we haven’t heard.
Cameron: I mean… what did you ask me again?
Interviewer: Why you left.
Cameron: I- I loved being around him… professionally, you know? It was always… stimulating. Not in an erotic sense of the word.
Patient: Fork. They forked. And then they spooned.
- House, 4x07 Ugly
