Liz: Hello. I’d like to speak to General Electric.
Jack: Madam, I’m afraid you’re confused.
Liz: I was a nurse in the war and I met him when he was just a colonel. He’s the father of my child!
Jack: General Electric is not a person.
Liz: Toby, come talk to your father! Daddy, it’s your son, Toby Electric.
Jack: I can tell by your voice that you’re a very ungainly teenage girl from… Southeastern Pennsylvania?
Liz: A-ha, ya burnt! How you like me now?
Jack: Young lady, no one - no one jokes down General Electric. And if I ever - do you mind? - if I ever get my thick manly hands on you, I will roast you alive in an oven I designed myself using two, no, three kinds of heat! I’m Jack Donaghy, dammit.
30 Rock, 6x19 Live from Studio 6H
“Funny story, Steve’s wife Anne and I look a lot alike… like a lot. I don’t have a joke about that, I just wanted to get that out there in case you see us kissing later… it’s probably Anne and not me.”
- Tina Fey, Mark Twain Prize Acceptance Speech
Twenty Five years ago, Robert Zemeckis took us on a journey back in time. And now, you can take that journey again with the 25th anniversary DVD of “Back To The Future”. Including never before seen screen tests.
- Saturday Night Live 36x05
January plays Betty Draper on Mad Men. At least until recently, your Saturday Night Live castmate Fred Armisen was married to Elisabeth Moss, who’s also on Mad Men. What’s the deal with all the sexual chemistry between S.N.L. and Mad Men?
Jason: I feel like it all started with 30 Rock, when Jon Hamm dated Liz Lemon. That trail was blazed long ago, long before I met January.
Amy’s stress dream; Saturday Night Live 36x01
Mad Mennies: Hey, do Betty for us. Do Betty. Come on, do Betty! Do Betty.
January: No, guys, I’m not going to do Betty.
Mad Mennies: Do it. Say Don. Yeah, say Don. Don! Say Don.
January: Fine. Don.
Jason: Yeaaah! Hey, that’s why you’re our favorite, Betts.
Bill: It’s Betty all the way.
Fred: I like Peggy.
- Saturday Night Live 35x06
Day Nineteen; Best TV show cast: the SNL cast
(I’m only familiar with the 2003-2010 cast, and I couldn’t find pretty pictures of everyone I like. I hereby apologize to Parnell and Hammond.)