Cal: Hello?
Emily: Hi Cal.
Cal: Hi!
Emily: I’m just calling… because I’m in the basement and I’m trying to get the water heater working… because the pilot light is out, and I don’t know how to re-light it. So I’m sorry to bother you.
Cal: No, no. It’s fine. That’s fine. Call me… I’m glad you called about this. I’ll just walk you through it okay?
Emily: Okay.
“There is one other embarrassing secret I must reveal, something I have never admitted to anyone. Though we are grateful for the affection 30 Rock has received from critics and hipsters, we were actually trying to make a hit show.” - Tina Fey, Bossypants
devilsavocado- / somethingforthepain / liveitout
“You know, I’ve been thinking. Everything is… just comes together. It’s me. I chose this. I chose all this. This rock… this rock has been waiting for me my entire life. It’s entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite a million, billion years ago. In space. It’s been waiting, to come here. Right, right here. I’ve been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, every breath that I’ve taken, every action has been leading me to this crack on the out surface.”
- 127 hours (2010)
