Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 5x02 The Fabian Strategy
My daughter, I am John Francis Donaghy. I am your father. If you have the blondness and self-esteem of you mother, you will need no advice. Life will be easy for you. Otherwise, I’d like to introduce you to Elizabeth Lemon.
- Good afternoon, let’s jump in.
- Every human has hair on his or her face. Some of us just have more.
- I think it’s nice to occasionally splurge on a straight razor shave.
- If you’re running low on laundry, a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear.
- Bandanas are a fun, sexy fashion accessory.
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Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 5x05 Reaganing
- How is the sex?
Fast and only on Saturdays. It’s perfect. - I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college.
- And one time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare but then she drowned.
- He was the first gay guy I ever kissed.
- Standing up - what? How does that even work?
- You haven’t had sex?
We have, of course, pleasured one another.
No. stop. I will leave. - Ugh, stop saying relationship.
I’m sorry, I was going to say climax.
Ahhh!
Posted 1 year ago , with 390 notes
Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 5x12 Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning
- When the story doesn’t have an ending, you don’t just create one out of thin air by playing music or having people give each other meaningful looks. That might manipulate an audience into thinking they’re feeling something, but it sucks.
Posted 1 year ago , with 725 notes
Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 4x13 Anna Howard Shaw Day
- Don Cheadle on a bed of rice!
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Top [number to be determined] 30 Rock tags; 5x06 Gentleman’s Intermission
- Claire? Claire.
- Johanne. Okay. Well, I’ll look forward to visiting her and her wife, on their farm.
- Jaqueline? Like named after you? Like a little Jack but with boobs?
- Kylie. Great. She can strip her way through community college. Come on.
- Ugh. I don’t know about Christina. ‘Cause then everyone calls her Tina and every Tina I’ve known is a real judgmental bitch.
Posted 2 years ago , with 748 notes
