“I just wanted to say how brilliant I think you all are, what a great team this is, how much I respect all of you, both as co-workers and as friends. As you all know there were a few changes made a couple of months ago which initially hurt me, but ultimately ended up being a great thing. And Nicky, I was so wrong when I said that it’s been a long nineteen years here, in this lab, in this town. I mean, the truth is, it’s gone by too fast. But there comes a point in one’s life in which one feels compelled to make a change. I’ve been offered another job with the FBI and I’ve decided to take it. It’s Effective immediately. I tendered my resignation, for real this time. You are all family, which is why this is the hardest decision I’ve ever made. I mean, how could I leave this place? How could I leave all of you? But not only are you in great hands, but you are a rock solid bad-ass team of criminalists and don’t ever forget it.”

CSI, 12x12 Willows In The Wind

Warrick: Oh, you are wrong.

CSI, 1x16 Too Tough to Die

Russell: Hold still.
Catherine: What are you doing?
Russell: Trust me. You’re gonna wanna remember the night they shot Oscar Goodman - You look great.

CSI, 12x04 Maid Man

Catherine: So they were George - Big tippers.
Stripper: They just wanted the doggie in the window.
Catherine: Watch.
Stripper: And they were subbin’ drinks left and right.
Catherine: Ordering clear drinks to keep the party going.

CSI, 4x01 Assume Nothing

CSI, 2x16 Primum Non Nocere

CSI, 1x22 Evaluation Day

Greg: I’m like a sponge, I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was my line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

CSI, 2x20 Cats In The Cradle

Catherine: It’s never a good sign when the number of women a guy sleeps with is greater than the number of chairs he owns.
Grissom: So what’s the ratio here?
Catherine: I’d say four women for every one piece of furniture he owns, including the TV. So, I guess our guy is about three things: pucks, bucks and… chicks.

CSI, 2x16 Primum Non Nocere

You all right?
Yeah. I think.
Whoa.

CSI, 5x02 Down The Drain

Sara: What’s the rule? How long do I have to be here before I start kicking in for gifts?

CSI, 1x03 Crate ‘n’ Burial

Stripper: [to Grissom] You sure you don’t want a dance? I could be your specimen, you could be my mad scientist.
Catherine: He already is, sweetheart.

CSI, 4x01 Assume Nothing