ELLIE: Look at those idiots.
GRAYSON: They look absurd.
(Source: casterly, via blameitonyourheart)
With all that eyeliner, God forbid she starts crying. She’ll look like Alice Cooper.
(Source: voleureuse)
But Ellie’s not a gangbanger.
(Source: voleureuse)
(Source: janeyoucrazy, via falulatonks)
‘This should be the gang.’
Whenever there’s a camera around, we bring the sexy.
(Source: wenbys)
TELL HER I’LL GET, LIKE, JURY DUTY DRUNK.
(via possibilityofmagic)
Courteney Cox is a cougar for about four episodes in season one and then it’s about her and her friends drinking wine.
Ellie: First time I’ve ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You’re welcome.
Laurie: Nice moment over?
Ellie: So over.
Laurie: Good. It felt wrong.
Jules: Now I just gotta go over there and get him.
Bobby: Well, he’s my boy to so I’m coming with.
Laurie: It’s my fault that he left. I’ll go.
Andy: We were just talking about a group vacation.
Ellie: Sweetie, I can’t. I have too many commitments and responsibilities… That was good, right?
Grayson: Can’t we just call Trev or send him a strongly worded email?
All: Dude.
Jules: Stop being a parade rainer oner. We’re taking a group vacation!
All: Yay!
Jules: Unfortunately it’s to save my son from making a life mistake that he may never recover from…. in Hawaii!
All: Yay!
Cougar Town, 2x21/22 Something Good Coming
Tom: When my wife, Johanne, was alive, they chalked my driveway and I hosed it off… and bad things started happening. Branches falling, windows breaking-
Ellie: Chins disappearing.
Cougar Town, 2x20 Free Fallin’
arbitrarily / threeholepuncher
Community, 2x24 - For a Few Paintballs More
#COUGAR TOWN X COMMUNITY CROSSOVER. ELLIE WOULD EAT JEFF FOR BREAKFAST.
Laurie: Can I play too?
Ellie: That would be like taking candy from a baby. No, an animal baby.
Grayson: You’re so mean. I can’t get over it.
Ellie: It’s good, right?
Grayson: Mhm.
Cougar Town, 2x17 You’re Gonna Get It!
