FRIENDS Genderswap suggested by an anon
Tina Fey as C. Bing
Jason Bateman as M. Geller
Cobie Smulders as J. Tribbiani
Zach Braff as P. Buffay
Anna Friel as R. Geller
Joel McHale as R. Green
secondhandjoy / idealscraps / damnedprecious:
“We didn’t want to do Friends; we didn’t want to do Ross and Rachel and ‘Will they or won’t they’ for ten years. We wanted to do an interesting friendship where they’re kind of in love but for some reason it’s just not in the stars for them.”
As Bays was speaking, Smulders and Radnor, who were sitting next to each other, jokingly leaned in as if about to passionately kiss. When Radnor smiled and turned away at the last moment, Smulders exclaimed, “He always pulls out before I do!”
At which point first the audience, and then the entire panel burst into hysterics over the unintentionally dirty comment, with more then one of the cast having to wipe their eyes, nearly crying in laughter.
beauregarde / reachingaway / huglock
Barney: I told you: hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with. But instead you hire a cute assistant that Robin can sleep with and of course he’s gonna sleep with her, Ted, LOOK AT HER — SHE’S THE GREATEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET… I’m getting off topic…
- How I Met Your Mother, 4x20 Mosbius Designs.
Robin: Of course I’m upset, Barney! Don’t you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I’m just another number to you?
- How I Met Your Mother, 6x17 Of Course
I said a bang-bang, bangity bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang. Bang bang bang bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang. Bang bang bang bang bang bang bangity bang!
- How I Met Your Mother, 6x17 Of Course
falulatonks / howimetyourmothersource / rhineland
ROBIN: I signed him up for People en Español but I addressed it to ‘Swarlos’.
- How I Met Your Mother, 2x07 Swarley
Barney: I will stop wearing… wait for it-
Robin: We know you’re gonna say suits.
Barney: … Suits!
Marshall and Lily: [GASP]
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x12 Girls Vs. Suits
Wait for it…. SUUUUUUUUUIT!
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x12 Girls Vs. Suits
How I Met Your Mother, 5x12 Girls Vs. Suits
(via fujiidom)
vianegativa / squeegybeckinheim / fuckyeahtvpicspam:
BARNEY; Can’t fight if you’re not there. That’s what Gandhi taught us.
TED; Boy, that’s not true.
…..
BARNEY; It’s like Gandhi said. “Smile don’t cost nothin’, sugar.”
TED; I’m not sure you know who Gandhi is.How I Met Your Mother, 5x06 Bagpipes
(via heartwarming)
BARNEY; But, you know, it’s not gonna be easy, this test. It’s not like the Canadian citizenship test.
ROBIN; What, how do you know the Canadian citizenship test is easy?
BARNEY; It’s Canada. Question 1: Do you want to be Canadian? Question 2: Really?How I Met Your Mother, 5x05 Duel Citizenship
It was the best night ever
Laughter raining down like April shower
Oh, we talked for hours
Best night ever
Then we played charades
Lily made some creme brulee-lelelele
And now that we’re best couple friends
There’s only one thing left to saaaaay:
Are you free, are you free, are you free next Saturday?
(That’s the 17th. Friday or Sunday would also work. Or basically any other day.)
- How I Met Your Mother, 5x04 The Sexless Innkeeper
