(Source: unitedstatesoftony, via maroneys)

shimmeryshine / -hel

111 ”Infamy”

Duke: …and last, but not least, who’s the closeted lesbian working at the firm? That’s none other than Diane Lockhart.

(Source: break-bad, via satankatic)

(via charadesninja)

Saturday Night Live 30x11

The Office, 2x16 Valentine’s Day

-redux / littlexfthings:

Submitted by scullyist

#HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINEEEE #I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID #BUT I HELPED HIM DRINK HIS WINNEEEE #JOY TO THE WOOOOOORLD ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYSSS #JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEEAAAAA #JOY TO YOU AND MEEEEEEEE

(Source: )

janambm […] themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

MOUNT ROSE AMERICAN TEEN PRINCESS 1982

Oh, hey Tony.  ”Hello” to the folks.

I told ya, I’d move the car if a cripple comes!

Hey hey, Miss Penthouse ‘98, close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there

I won the talent contest by sewing these culottes & can you believe it? They still fit!

His furniture is as fake as my orgasms!

The swan ate my baby, the swan ate my baby!!!!

You think they’d build the Parking Lot of America to go with the Mall of America!

Can I? Amer-I CAN!

tookmashaforaride / rufustfirefly:

 #SCOTT LEVIN-GESUNDHEIT.

CSI, 2x07 Caged

nastiafan / teenagedbewitchery

(via stanastia)

Mia: I gotta say, I don’t approve of this course of action. For all of his faults, Hank’s a lover, not a fighter.
Becca: The man is far too pretty for jail, mom.
Mia: What if he’s someone’s bitch right now?
Becca: Instead of being yours.

Californication, The Great Ashby

blergmymind / jesusgregkinnear

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

According to a new poll the two most popular superpowers people want are the ability to time travel and read minds. Said Aquaman, “So nobody went for talking to fish? Your loss. ‘Cause they say some pretty interesting things. If you need me, I will be at the bottom of the ocean.”

Saturday Night Live 36x15