Favorite pictures of Tina Fey - 18/100
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30 Rock, 3x22 What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year?
30 Rock, 3x18 Jackie Jormp-Jomp | 6x20 Queen Of Jordan 2
It’s European!
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Liz: Hello. I’d like to speak to General Electric.
Jack: Madam, I’m afraid you’re confused.
Liz: I was a nurse in the war and I met him when he was just a colonel. He’s the father of my child!
Jack: General Electric is not a person.
Liz: Toby, come talk to your father! Daddy, it’s your son, Toby Electric.
Jack: I can tell by your voice that you’re a very ungainly teenage girl from… Southeastern Pennsylvania?
Liz: A-ha, ya burnt! How you like me now?
Jack: Young lady, no one - no one jokes down General Electric. And if I ever - do you mind? - if I ever get my thick manly hands on you, I will roast you alive in an oven I designed myself using two, no, three kinds of heat! I’m Jack Donaghy, dammit.
30 Rock, 6x19 Live from Studio 6H
Listen, doll, you’re not making any sense. You’re probably hysterical from menstruation. Go lay down and make sure you get plenty of iron. Maybe eat a ham salad.
30 Rock, 6x19 Live from Studio 6H (East Coast)
Well played. I am giving you gum for that!
30 Rock, 3x18 Murphy Brown Lied To Us
