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Alice saw the Disney World website on the computer one day and she’s like “I want to go to there!”

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I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.

My daughter, she’s already super into it, like she can tell when you have makeup on and stuff. I did a photoshoot for something and I came home and I had like a full face of makeup and big false eyelashes on, and I got home just in time to put her to bed; and I was putting her to bed and she was looking at me, checking it out, and then I went in there the next morning when she woke up and first thing she says she goes, “Mommy, you beautiful.” And I was like, it’s the sweetest thing ever. And then, I swear to you, she looked at me again she goes, “Oh no, you not beautiful. Where is your makeups?” I was like, “Well I had to wash it off.” and she goes, “Oh.” She kind of talks to me like an abusive boyfriend. If I have my hair up in a ponytail, she’d get super close to me and go, [whispering] “I don’t like that ponytail.” She’s pretty harsh.

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I did a photoshoot once with Oprah for O magazine, and it’s a big deal when Oprah comes in place, and I was like, “Oh my, she’s coming to my apartment I gotta get everything out of here.” So I called a friend Jennifer Greenberg who does the set dressing for 30 Rock, she came over and fixing up the apartment mostly involves taking my stuff out, we put it in a truck and I don’t know, they hid it in the woods or something, and she put a nice little rug down, and she put a bowl of fancy pears, and they made it really nice. And Oprah came in the door, and my daughter immediately was like, ‘Come here, come here.’ to Oprah, and led her to this bowl of beautiful fruits and was like, “These crazy bananas are for you.” | Tina Fey on her daughter Alice