The model with a tragic air...

fuckyeahkatewalsh: Outtake from a Season 3 Grey’s Promotional...

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:49:00 +0100

Outtake from a Season 3 Grey’s Promotional Photo Shoot.

Amy Poehler: Five jockeys at a horse race in Australia were...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:08:55 +0100

Amy Poehler: Five jockeys at a horse race in Australia were attacked by an angry flock of seagulls.
Tina Fey: And…?
Amy Poehler: And they ran. They ran so far away. Couldn’t get away.
Tina Fey: That’s very sad.
Amy Poehler: Yeah.

- Saturday Night Live 30x16

This one kills me. I know it’s not one of Tina and Amy’s most known Weekend Update jokes, but I love it so much.

calikalie: KAREN: Let me ask you, did you accomplish what you...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:46:27 +0100

calikalie:

KAREN: Let me ask you, did you accomplish what you wanted?
DWIGHT: Listen, lady, you can expect these kind of repercussions as long as you keep trying to poach our people.
KAREN: I’m taking Stanley.
DWIGHT: Then we will burn Utica to the ground.
MICHAEL: Dwight. Granted, maybe this was not the best idea, but at least we care enough about our employees that we are willing to fight for them. And if you so much as harm a hair on Stanley’s head, we will burn Utica to the ground.

The Office, 4x06 Branch Wars

Chuck: I’m gonna kill you, Morgan! - Chuck, 2x21 Chuck...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:27:46 +0100

Chuck: I’m gonna kill you, Morgan!

- Chuck, 2x21 Chuck Versus the Colonel

"The new script to the new Twilight installment ‘Eclipse’ leaked online. The movie studio..."

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:20:00 +0100

“The new script to the new Twilight installment ‘Eclipse’ leaked online. The movie studio is really upset, they got even more upset when they found out the entire plot was leaked out in a book called ‘Twilight: Eclipse’ which came out two years ago! It’s insane!”

- Jimmy Fallon (via latenightjimmyfallon)

Modern Family, 1x11 Up All Night

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:04:55 +0100

Modern Family, 1x11 Up All Night

hiddenshoebox: Juliet: It’s not a reason not to go.Sawyer: What...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:57:28 +0100

hiddenshoebox:

Juliet: It’s not a reason not to go.
Sawyer: What about me? You’re really gonna leave me here with the mad scientist and Mr. I-Speak-To-Dead-People? And Jin, who is a hell of a nice guy but not exactly the greatest conversationalist.
Juliet: You’ll be fine.
Sawyer: Maybe. But who’s gonna get my back? Come on! Just give me two weeks. It’s all I’m asking, two weeks.
Juliet: Alright, two weeks.

5x08, La Fleur

(via brazzlefrat)

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:59:29 +0100

(via brazzlefrat)

Cold Case, 2x10 Discretion

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:57:29 +0100

Cold Case, 2x10 Discretion

I have a question about Parks And Recreation: do you ship April/Andy like I am or am I the only one?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:04:00 +0100

Ha, thanks for asking a question although I didn’t actually publish my ask link.
I ship them, of course. I think that they both are smarter than most people think, and if the writers really go down the April/Andy road, it will be awesome. The only more hilarious Parks and Rec. pairing would be Ron/Leslie :)

sundaystorms: Don’t move, don’t breathe. Chuck 2.21 - Chuck...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:48:52 +0100

sundaystorms:

Don’t move, don’t breathe.

Chuck 2.21 - Chuck Versus the Colonel

nbloggz: Steve Carell, you fill me with joy. (via...

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:11:38 +0100

nbloggz:

Steve Carell, you fill me with joy.

(via OfficeTally)

Hilarious , Mr Carell.

Tina Fey: The man who inspired Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi...

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:33:56 +0100

Tina Fey: The man who inspired Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi character is looking to open a thousand soup franchises nationwide. Way to strike while the iron is hot, dude.

- Saturday Night Live 30x18

fuckyeahkristinchenoweth: summerroberts: I love this so much!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:21:38 +0100

fuckyeahkristinchenoweth:

summerroberts:

I love this so much!

falulatonks:downtheapples: labeledbones: From the shooting...

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:05:01 +0100

falulatonks:downtheapples: labeledbones:

From the shooting draft of “Email Surveillance.”

Aw.

April: That man wasn’t my brother. He was my husband....

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:44:33 +0100

April: That man wasn’t my brother. He was my husband.
[Andy does a spit-take]
Andy: How was that? That wasn’t good?
April: Yeah. You can do better.
Andy: Give me another one.
April: Okay. I’m pregnant… with Josh Groban’s baby!
[Andy does a better spit-take]
April: That was good.
Andy: You do one.
April: Okay.
Andy: What do you mean, the squirrel… took the… nuts out of the… out of that kid’s backpack? And ate them.
April: You gotta give me a reason to spit.
Andy: Oh, yeah.
April: Don’t ask me a question.
Andy: Not a question.
April: Okay, ready?
Andy: Yeah. I’ve lived in Pawnee my whole life. That is a fact. A fact about me.
[April does a bad spit-take]

- Parks and Recreation, 2x10 Hunting Trip

"The awesome apple doesn’t fall far from the awesome tree!"

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:14:04 +0100

“The awesome apple doesn’t fall far from the awesome tree!”

- Ellie (Chuck 2x09)

calikalie: PAM: I knew it. JIM: You did not know it. PAM: I...

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:30:59 +0100

calikalie:

PAM: I knew it.
JIM: You did not know it.
PAM: I knew some of it.
JIM: Everyone knew some of it.
PAM: It’s Christmas.
JIM: You knew it.
PAM: Thank you. I knew it.
JIM: She knew it.

The Office, 5x10 Moroccan Christmas

(via heartwarming)

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:58:29 +0100

(via heartwarming)

This works with anything.

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:38:51 +0100

This works with anything.