"I have a feeling my career’s just peaked. My deepest thanks to the Academy, uhm, I’m afraid I have to warn you I’m experiencing stirrings somewhere in the upper abdominal that are threatening to form themselves into dance moves. Joyous as they may be it may be a danger if they travel down to my legs before I get off stage, so I’ll make this brief…"

— Colin Firth (via postmodernisms)