cyborglovesong:

Seth Meyers: Oh, really, Tina? Well guess what, I’m not going to let you ruin this one. Because there’s three more things I have to accomplish before I die: climb Mount Everest, write a novel, and that thing I talked to you and Amy about earlier.
Amy Poehler: Yeah, Seth, there’s no way we’re having a three-way with you.
Seth Meyers: Just like there was no way the Sox were coming back from three-nothing down in a game against the Yankees?
Amy Poehler: Good point.
Seth Meyers: Ritz Carlton, room 434. And bring a credit card for incidentals, if you know what I mean.
Tina Fey: You mean a condom and porn movies?
Seth Meyers: Oh, I was gonna say Pringles, but yours are better.

- Saturday Night Live 30x04