30rock:

Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.

My muffin top is all that.
Whole-grain, low-fat.
I know you wanna piece of that,
But I just wanna dance.

Check checkin’ out my sweet hips,
My sugar-coated berry lips.
I know you wanna get with this,
But I’m just here to dance.

So back up off of me,
You’re weirding me out.

I’m an independent lady.
So do not try to play me.
I run a tidy bakery.
The boys all want my cake for free,
But if you can’t shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.
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    30 Rock music though
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    My favorite is the bottom ;)
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    Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
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