That's an example of party humor. 

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formerlythequietworld asked: ╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
☼ SPECIAL TRAMP☼
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Now let em hear you say it: I can do it! Say it a little louder now! A little softer now. Now say it like you’re in an old-fashioned movie. Now say it like a cartoon mouse. Now say it like a cartoon mouse in Spanish. Now say it like a drunk Chinese woman. Saturday Night Live 33x05

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“Six days to film it Immortalized as a dick Then Neil stole my pants.”

– a haiku about Dr. Horrible, by Nathan Fillion (via randy-giles)

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alleyesandears: William Shatner — Common People

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“I ride a bicycle in New York City, and my sister called me and said, ‘There are...”

– Jesse My Middle Name is Danger Eisenberg (via colormylife) (via krugers)

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-redux asked: DANA SCULLY AS LIZ LEMON

I AM CACKLING.

also note that this is the third time you have ruined me i am actually keeping count

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“I want to, on behalf of everyone at “30 Rock”, thank everyone at...”

– Tina Fey accepts GLAAD Media Award for 30 Rock

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Anonymous asked: Could you please explain to me why you ship House/Cameron and not House/Cuddy?

I honestly thought you shipped House/Cuddy...

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rufustfirefly asked: you now are a licensed hammologist:

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How many Nice Guys™ does it take to screw in a...

burtmacklin / genderbitch: Maybe if they stopped trying to screw in incompatible bulbs by hanging around them awkwardly for years, complaining about everyone who screws in lightbulbs constantly and just demanding it screw itself in for them passive aggressively because of how nice they are, we might actually know that answer.

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