February 2010
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“I’m sorry, Liz, this is who I am. You can’t ask a bird not to fly. You can’t ask...”
– Tracy Jordan (via crabcakes)
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The Golden Girls, 1x11 Stan's Return
Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man?
Sophia: Because he knocked you up.
Dorothy: Why did I ever let that happen?
Sophia: 'Cause he got you drunk.
Dorothy: Why am I even discussing this with you?
Sophia: Beats the hell out of me.
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“I’m a huge Gossip Girl fan, I can’t tell you! My TiVo is stuffed with the...”
– Jon Hamm (via) (via fuckyeahjonhamm) (via trulyamockingbird) (via griptape)
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“Lee wasn’t working that day, so he was just lounging. He’s 6’4”, so he’s a lot...”
– Amy Adams (via sunshinesong)
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“Thank you, crumb stuck in my keyboard so I can’t type the letter F. You make me...”
– Jimmy Fallon (via cyborglovesong)
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Parks and Recreation, 2x13 The Set Up
ANN: What is your ideal man?
LESLIE: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
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(via make-em-laugh)
OH. MY. GOD.
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“I don’t really know Ronnie. But I have a feeling I will get to know her very...”
– Jim (via wabajisik)
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“I’ve realized recently that she doesn’t talk that differently than...”
– Tina Fey, talking about her then 3-year-old daughter
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The Golden Girls, 1x06 On Golden Girls
Rose: Did they have chores in Sicily?
Sophia: Are you kidding? They invented chores in Sicily. Crossing the street without getting pregnant was a chore in Sicily.
Dorothy: Rose, never mention Sicily.
