January 2010
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I have written a book. I wrote a very detailed instructional manual for how to...
– Tina Fey, when asked if she would ever consider writing a book. (via nextuesday)
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Okay, and, and, you know, I’m completely different than Richard, anyway, because...
– Chandler (Friends 5x15) (via heartwarming)
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By your inflection I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but…...
– Karen Walker (via crabcakes)
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Do you know why I put up with this pitiful job, Mr. Donaghy? Why I fetch these...
– KENNETH, 30 Rock (via inothernews) (via blogalicious) (via make-em-laugh)
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lovelightgold asked: Hi! So I meant to "ask" you something, but hit unfollow. Just wanted to say I love your spams! Especially the Grey's and Parks and Recs ones :)
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Hoping to get people to start going to museums again, New York City has...
– Jimmy Fallon (Saturday Night Live 27x07)
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Chuck, 2x07 Chuck vs. the Fat Lady
Lester: You've got to break Morgan. Chuck tells him everything.
Jeff: His beard holds so many secrets.
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A friend of mine told me she was a bobcat in the sack. A friend.
– George Clooney on Betty White (via oldfilmsflicker) (via annahinks) (via apowerfulbeat)
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