September 2009
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“We hate her even more than the know-it-all daughter on ‘The Gilmore...”
– Jack McFarland (Will & Grace, 5x23)
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“Police in Germany scrambled helicopters over a forest after getting reports of...”
– Seth Meyers, Weekend Update (via crabcakes)
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“I love ‘24’. But it’s so unrealistic. I mean, it’s 2 PM...”
– Jack McFarland (Will & Grace, 5x14)
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“We’re gonna take this and we’re gonna put it in a museum for crazy...”
– Jeff (Community, 1x02)
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“I love Stan. Stan loves ham. Ham I am!”
– Karen Walker (Will & Grace, 5x02)
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The Top 10 Reasons Why Carpooling With Toby Is...
lonelytourist:
by Michael Scott
10. It would probably get pretty hot riding in the car with Satan. 9. Toby sucks at everything, and driving is a thing, so Toby sucks at driving. 8. Toby is poor and his car is not as comfortable as mine. 7. Toby is desperate and will hit on anyone (man or woman) and it will be awk-ward! 6. Two words: barf breath! 5. People hate Toby, so someone probably will try...
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“On the Discovery Channel, they found a tumor in this guy, and it had mini-teeth...”
– Grace Adler (Will & Grace, 3x09)
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Watchflameburnsblue:
While they’re on their way to success, Ms. Fey was quick to remind the teens, “Don’t smoke. If you smoke in the year 2008 you are a dumb-dumb. That’s it. End of story.”
“In summation, say yes, make statements, be in the present, follow your fear, wear a bra, don’t smoke, invent a car that runs on wine, be America, and in the words of Stanley Fich, have fun, be safe, party...
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“Keep your friends close. And keep your enemies so close that you’re almost...”
– Devon, 30 Rock. (via brighteryellow)
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Will & Grace, 4x26 A.I.: Artificial Insemination
Grace: Okay, now, before you start judging and saying things like, "he's gay," and, "that's weird," and, "you're so flat that Will's gonna have to breastfeed...", you should know that we are very serious about this.
Karen: Well, of course you are. [giggles] Breastfeed. I'm funny.
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falulatonks / armsofrapture
HE BITES HER CHEEK. HE. BITES. HER. CHEEK.
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“You know my code, hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation (via crabcakes)
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WatchJimmy Fallon: Tina, don’t be so ridiculous Your momma was the girl that put you on the bus Moms are the best, this is what I said Toast my Eggos in the morning, and she makes my bed Mother’s day Happy Mother’s Day Happy Mother’s Day Take that, rewind it back Jimmy Fallon got the beat to make your momma go whack Tina Fey: Take that, rewind it back Jimmy Fallon is about...
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“There are only two things I love in this world: everybody, and television.”
– Kenneth Parcell (via 30rockthings)
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Tina Fey: I'm a grizzled ex-cop with a heart of gold.
Jimmy Fallon: And I'm a 7-year-old black orphan who's always getting into mischief.
Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon: And when we get together, we bring you the news.
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“This is the greatest awards ceremony in the world, definitely. The thing about...”
– Ricky Gervais, the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards (via annahatesbananas) (via yourfavoriteredhead) (via falulatonks)
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“McBrayer knows that I’m in love with him. He keeps trying to fight it....”
– Tina Fey (Backstage at The Creative Arts Emmys)
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