August 2009
Rachel: Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
Joey: [to Ross] What is the matter with you?
Monica: No. Barry and Mindy.
Joey: Oh, sorry, I hear divorce and I automatically go to Ross.
(via sundaystorms)
“There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen.”
—Addison (Grey’s Anatomy, 2x13)
House, 1x02 Paternity
- Cameron: What about sex?
- House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
- Cameron : I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
- House: Heh, nice cover. [winks]
“Oh, good. Another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?”
—Monica, Friends (via starrystairs) (via heartwarming)