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30 Rock, 1x03 Blind Date
Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
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“We looked at each other for a while, and then I smiled back, and shrugged, and started to say the word ‘well’, which is what I always do when I’m stuck for words. And you’ll find, if you try this at home, that to form the ‘w’ sound, you have to pucker your lips into a kind of pout - very similar in shape to the one you’d use for whistling, say. Or, perhaps, even kissing. She kissed me. She...
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“We have cameras on the cages, Kate. All of them. He saw you, you and Sawyer. The...”
– Juliet (Lost, 3x15 Left Behind)
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“The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension...”
–  Tina Fey (Saturday Night Live 30x16)
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“It was at Luke’s, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed,...”
– Luke Danes (Gilmore Girls), the story of how he met Lorelai (via squeegybeckinheim)
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Article 148 of the Bro code
toutdoucement: A bro doesn’t listen to chick music… in front of other Bros. When alone, a Bro may listen to, say, a Sarah McLachlan album or two, but only to gain valuable insights into the female psyche, not because he finds her melodies tragically haunting yet curiously uplifting at the same time.
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WatchWatch
Ashton… What a Beautiful Boy If I was bisexual, your mouth I would enjoy. Ashton… He don’t roll that way But if I did, I’d surely eat at your buffet. Ashton… You’re so meow-meow fine That if I liked the boys, I’d be up on your behind. Ashton… Don’t misunderstand If I was AC/DC I would try to touch your gland. - Saturday Night Live 30x15
Jul 25th
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Lost, 3x13 The Man from Tallahassee
Locke: Where do you get electricity?
Ben: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
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ListenSoko - I’ll Kill Her “I would have...
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