November 2009
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Amy Poehler: If you had to choose a celebrity to be a surrogate for you, who would it be and why?
Tina Fey: Uhm, I would choose... George Clooney.
Amy Poehler: Yeah.
Tina Fey: I should be - I don't understand how surrogacy works. But whenever anyone asks me a question, I just say that I choose George Clooney.
Amy Poehler: Yeah, I get it. He would be a perfect man to be pregnant.
Tina Fey: Right?
Amy Poehler: Classy.
Tina Fey: He'd play basketball.
Amy Poehler: He would have beautiful pregnancy suits.
Tina Fey: Beautiful linen maternity shirts. Maternity tux.
Amy Poehler: He would play basketball?
Tina Fey: He would play basketball. Just to stay healthy.
Amy Poehler: What if you thought he was pregnant but it was a basketball under his shirt?
Tina Fey: Haha. Oh, God.
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Tina Fey: What's your first memory of making people laugh? When did you decide to pursue it as a career?
Amy Poehler: When I came out of the womb. I remember the doctor thought I was hilarious.
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In India, a man had his penis reattached after the angry husband of his lover...
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays)
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I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat...
– Mr. Burns (via eemilyy) (via forca)
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Hey! I wanna say something. I’ve been trying to be more honest lately, and I...
– Pam Beesly (The Office 3x22) (via make-em-laugh)
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It was reported that on her upcoming tour, Madonna will include a dance number...
– Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays)
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Q: You played Sarah Palin last season on SNL. Her...
Tina Fey: Do you think I'm in it? Yeah, I'll probably read it. But knowing me, it will take me longer to read it than it took her to write it.
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NO LET'S TALK FOR A LONG TIME
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Pam: Hey hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital? Jim: What? Pam: He tore his scrotum dancing. Jim: What? Pam: He is in my room icing his balls. Jim: What? Pam: Please stop saying what. Can you take him? Jim: Look, I would so take him in any other circumstance but I’m pretty certain I’m completely wasted....
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Like the philosopher Jagger once said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’
– Gregory House (1x01 Pilot) (via fuckyeahhousemd)
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All God’s children are terrible.
– Liz Lemon (30 Rock 4x03) (via avocadosalad / 30rockthings)
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