October 2009
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Friends, 8x06 TOW the Halloween Party
Rachel: Please tell me you're not going to dress up like a dinosaur.
Ross: Not two years in a row.
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Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live 27x02
Jimmy Fallon: Last week in Colorado, a man drank over half a bottle of fruit juice before finding what appeared to be a severed human penis in it. Tina Fey: Jimmy, are you thinking what I’m thinking? Jimmy Fallon: Yes, I am, Tina. It’s time for “Weekend Update Joke-Off”. Alright, ready? A man found a severed human penis in a bottle of fruit juice. And.. go! Tina Fey: Uh.. Hmm.. tastes like...
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“If you’re going to dress up as a cat you should hold yourself with the respect,...”
– Angela Martin (via lonelytourist)
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“Well Tina is just the funniest, smartest, sexiest, hottest, brainy-est, warmest,...”
– Alec Baldwin (on why Tina Fey should win Access Hollywood’s Most Influential Woman)(via defyingthefates)
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Gilmore Girls, 5x04 Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too
Rory: Man, that's weird.
Lorelai: What's weird?
Luke: Who's weird? I'm weird?
Rory: The thought of Luke running around naked in my kitchen. It's weird.
Lorelai: Luke is not running around naked in your kitchen. He is sitting at the table, and, yes, he is naked.
Luke: Don't do that. Don't tell her I'm naked. I'm not naked. I'm not naked!
Rory: He sounds naked.
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“You know, I met J.J. Abrams once. And I don’t know what this means, but he...”
– Jenna (30 Rock, 4x03)
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“New Scientist Magazine reported on Wednesday that in the future cars could be...”
– Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live 26x07
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30 Rock, 4x03 Stone Mountain
Frank: Did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy that Pacman was based on, died last night
Tracy: I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.
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Reblog with a 30 Rock quote.
dancewithcaution:
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Liz: You are my heroine. And by heroine, I mean “lady hero”. I don’t want to inject you and listen to jazz.
Liz: Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America.
Liz: But I...
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Donaghy Saves GE, Marries Your Mom
(via uprightcitizens)
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“It’s been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me...”
– Holly (The Office 5x05) (via theofficeohword)
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“Annie’s going to photograph my soul, right?”
– Tina Fey, in reference to her Annie Leibovitz photoshoot before eating a cupcake (via tinafeysays)
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Amy started crying after Bono hugged her. Tina/Amy cuteness in the back.
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“I don’t talk like House, or walk like him. I certainly don’t think like him. I...”
– Hugh Laurie. (via fuckyeahhousemd)
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House, 3x06 Que Sera Sera
Cameron: You were right.
House: So was he.
Cameron: He said, c'est la vie.
House: He's a complicated man.
Cameron: What about you? What are you going to do about your problem?
House: Nothing. I just got a call from my lawyer, he gave the DA copies of my prescriptions. As soon as they confirm that it’s bona fide, they're going to drop the possession, DUI and resisting arrest. As soon as I pay my 85 dollars speeding ticket and impound fine, I get my bike back.
Cameron: I guess that’s good.
House: You guess?
Cameron: No, it’s good. You get to keep going like you always have.
House: Alright, I give up, who was it? Who in your family had the weight problem?
Cameron: You think I can only care about a patient if I know someone else who's been through the same thing?
House: You care for everybody. You only lie and stand up to Cuddy for a few.
Cameron: You lie for everybody and only care about a few.
House: You're avoiding the question.
Cameron: I like damaged people, remember? Explains everything I do.
House: Almost everything. Wasn't you, was it?
Cameron: Does it matter?
House: Nope, but it'd be interesting.
Cameron: Sorry to disappoint you, sometimes the answers just aren't that simple.
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“I want to say thank to the Hollywood Foreign Press. I’ve always loved the...”
– Tina Fey, Golden Globes Speech 2009 (via tinafeysays)
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