Angela: Pervert!
Pam: Angela, I didn’t do that.
Angela: So is this what they taught you at your fancy art school?
Pam: Why would I draw a penis on my own note?
Angela: Why do you wear bright colors? For attention, Pam.The Office, 5x08 Frame Toby - Producer’s Cut
ANGELA!!!
Rachel, Maya, Amy and Tina. A nice-looking bunch of teenage girls.
It’s all dark, streets are empty
Take me home, be radio-friendly
Keep me out, take me under
The water bridge back when we were younger
You lean in, I get nervous
Think of leaving to know the ending
There you are, there’s my doubt
You’re electric, I’m a power-out
Krush by STARS
Tammy is...
… a mean person.
She’s a Grade A bitch.
Every time she laughs, an angel dies.
Even telemarketers avoid her.
Her birth was payback for the sins of man.
She works for the library.
Derek: Karev, what are you doing?
Bailey: He’s saving a baby’s life, that’s what.
Reed: Dr. Bailey I- Oh. No shirt. He’s wearing no shirt.
Derek: Have you started to lactate yet?
Alex: Bailey made me.
Mark: Is this the room for the calendar shoot? I was told it was downstairs.
Bailey: Alright, that’s enough, everybody out! Let Karev do what he’s doing in private.
Mark: What is he doing exactly?
Bailey: Out, out!
6x08, Invest in Love
Favorite scene from the episode and Mark definitely wins it!:) Now let me say that I hate what they’re doing with Izzie/Alex. Okay, Katherine Heigl is on a break, but they could have sent Izzie on a vacation or something. Alex/Reed can’t happen, you guys!
Kenneth: I was pretty addicted to coke back in my Wall Street days.
- 30 Rock, 2x09 Ludachristmas
Tina Fey: I wasn’t really insecure. I was quiet and nerdy, and comedy was a way to ingratiate myself with people. I remember thinking, “Oh yeah, I may not be superpretty. This comedy thing may be my best move.”
Kate Walsh and Rainn Wison
He said “I’ll protect you like you are the crown jewels” yet
Said he’s feeling sorrier for me the more I behave badly I can bet
Hey Lloyd I’m ready to be heartbroken
‘Cause I can’t see further than my own nose at this moment
Jealousy is more than a word now I understand
You can stay a girl while holding a boy’s hand
Lloyd, I’m ready to be Heartbroken by CAMERA OBSCURA
Seth Meyers: Oh, really, Tina? Well guess what, I’m not going to let you ruin this one. Because there’s three more things I have to accomplish before I die: climb Mount Everest, write a novel, and that thing I talked to you and Amy about earlier.
Amy Poehler: Yeah, Seth, there’s no way we’re having a three-way with you.
Seth Meyers: Just like there was no way the Sox were coming back from three-nothing down in a game against the Yankees?
Amy Poehler: Good point.
Seth Meyers: Ritz Carlton, room 434. And bring a credit card for incidentals, if you know what I mean.
Tina Fey: You mean a condom and porn movies?
Seth Meyers: Oh, I was gonna say Pringles, but yours are better.
- Saturday Night Live 30x04
5x14 TOW Everybody Finds Out
Chandler: Oh, you’re-you’re going?
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It’s very, very nice. Well, come here. I’m very happy we’re gonna be having all the sex.
Phoebe: You should be. I’m very bendy. (Pause) I’m gonna kiss you now.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
(They move closer to together and Phoebe hesitantly puts her hand on Chandler’s hip. He puts his hand on her left hip but then decides to put his hand on her left hip. Phoebe then grabs his butt. Chandler goes for her breast, but stops and puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Phoebe: Ooh.
Chandler: Well, I guess there’s nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.CREDIT: misst89
