The model with a tragic air...

...the vision was a masterpiece of comic timing.

permalink Floyd: Wow. You are bringing it. Liz: Yeah! You like that? Mhm. It’s got pockets. Are you into that? Uh. What’s this? An used Kleenex. Floyd: I feel like I’m in a rap video. Liz: Wait. Let me turn on my humidifier. Yeah. Floyd: Uh, oh. Liz: It’s so dry in here. Floyd: I really don’t know how much more of this I can take. Liz: Ah. Ah. Ah. Floyd: Yeah. - 30 Rock, 1x19 Corporate Crush

Floyd: Wow. You are bringing it.
Liz: Yeah! You like that? Mhm. It’s got pockets. Are you into that? Uh. What’s this? An used Kleenex.
Floyd: I feel like I’m in a rap video.
Liz: Wait. Let me turn on my humidifier. Yeah.
Floyd: Uh, oh.
Liz: It’s so dry in here.
Floyd: I really don’t know how much more of this I can take.
Liz: Ah. Ah. Ah.
Floyd: Yeah.

- 30 Rock, 1x19 Corporate Crush

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permalink copulatedkiss: whytheface: labeledbones: Oh, and especially this.

copulatedkiss: whytheface: labeledbones:

Oh, and especially this.

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permalink Amy Poehler: Rehearse your lines or wing it? Tina Fey: Both. Rehearse your lines, and then when you get there don’t even say your lines! And then people accuse you of not knowing your lines. And you say, “I know them.” And then you say them. Amy Poehler: That’s a power play. Genius. - 60 Seconds with Tina Fey

Amy Poehler: Rehearse your lines or wing it?
Tina Fey: Both. Rehearse your lines, and then when you get there don’t even say your lines! And then people accuse you of not knowing your lines. And you say, “I know them.” And then you say them.
Amy Poehler: That’s a power play. Genius.

- 60 Seconds with Tina Fey

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permalink lizafish: r-y-a-n: bathroomwindow: - Regina George is flawless.- She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.- I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.- I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.- Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.- One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.- And he told her she was pretty.- One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome. IT WAS AWESOME.

lizafish:

r-y-a-n:

bathroomwindow:

- Regina George is flawless.
- She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
- I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
- I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.
- Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
- One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.
- And he told her she was pretty.
- One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

IT WAS AWESOME.

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permalink - Pushing Daisies, 1x02 Dummy

- Pushing Daisies, 1x02 Dummy

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Hey! I wanna say something. I’ve been trying to be more honest lately, and I just wanna say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn’t even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow I feel really good right now. Why didn’t any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It’s like sometimes some of you act like I don’t even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we’re not even friends. And things are just like weird between us. And that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn’t have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call of my wedding. But the truth is, I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you’re with someone else. And that’s fine. It’s, whatever, it’s not what I’m- I’m not- Okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I’m just trying to say to you Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay. I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yep. It’s a good day.
— Pam Beesly (The Office 3x22) (via make-em-laugh)
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permalink - 30 Rock, 1x19 Corporate Crush

- 30 Rock, 1x19 Corporate Crush

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permalink Hi Kyliee Hi KylieeeHi KylieeeeHi Kylie. Uh, there’s a big finish: Hi Kylieeeeeee!- Cougar Town, 1x09 Here Comes My Girl

Hi Kyliee
Hi Kylieee
Hi Kylieeee
Hi Kylie. Uh, there’s a big finish:
Hi Kylieeeeeee!

- Cougar Town, 1x09 Here Comes My Girl

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permalink lizzymaxia: “As he stared at her, he reached around his back and held his own hand, pretending he was holding hers. And at that very moment, she was pretending to be holding his.” - Pushing Daisies 1x01 Pie-lette.

lizzymaxia:

“As he stared at her, he reached around his back and held his own hand, pretending he was holding hers. And at that very moment, she was pretending to be holding his.”

- Pushing Daisies 1x01 Pie-lette.

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permalink heartwarming: CLAIRE; Where’s my comb? Ohhh, here it is, in my incredibly convenient comb sheet that I made at Luke’s awesome birthday party! Hole in one, Mrs. Dunphy, hole in one. Modern Family, 1x09 Fizbo

heartwarming:

CLAIRE; Where’s my comb? Ohhh, here it is, in my incredibly convenient comb sheet that I made at Luke’s awesome birthday party! Hole in one, Mrs. Dunphy, hole in one.

Modern Family, 1x09 Fizbo

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It was reported that on her upcoming tour, Madonna will include a dance number that will re-enact battle scenes to illustrate the tragedy of war. Madonna will also wear a camouflage bikini top to illustrate the tragedy of time.
— Tina Fey, Weekend Update (via tinafeysays)
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permalink frakyeah30rock: betternovembers: Jenna: Wait, hang on, our t-shirts are wrong.  Do you want to switch where we’re standing or switch our t-shirts?Tracy: Just to be safe, we should do both. - 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

frakyeah30rock:

betternovembers:

Jenna: Wait, hang on, our t-shirts are wrong.  Do you want to switch where we’re standing or switch our t-shirts?
Tracy: Just to be safe, we should do both.

- 30 Rock, 4x05 The Problem Solvers

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permalink uprightcitizens: suicideblonde: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett at the 2006 post-Emmys Governor’s Ball

uprightcitizens:

suicideblonde:

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett at the 2006 post-Emmys Governor’s Ball

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permalink heartwarming: JIM; I gotta make an example out of him. Should I just fire him?PAM; Can you actually fire people?JIM; To be honest, I don’t know. But maybe I could just yell at him in front of people. PAM; Well, I can’t really imagine you yelling at anyone.JIM; Oh, I yell. You’ve heard me yell. PAM; Oh, okay. I’ve heard you exclaim. Like, the time you said, “Hey, look, we parked over here!”JIM; Well, that was apple picking day, there’s no need to yell that day. You know, I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day. PAM; Well, you’ll figure it out. The Office, 6x10 Shareholder Meeting I don’t understand how, I’m already in love with him, but then he says something so perfect, and I fall all over again. Oh, Jim. ♥

heartwarming:

JIM; I gotta make an example out of him. Should I just fire him?
PAM; Can you actually fire people?
JIM; To be honest, I don’t know. But maybe I could just yell at him in front of people.
PAM; Well, I can’t really imagine you yelling at anyone.
JIM; Oh, I yell. You’ve heard me yell.
PAM; Oh, okay. I’ve heard you exclaim. Like, the time you said, “Hey, look, we parked over here!”
JIM; Well, that was apple picking day, there’s no need to yell that day. You know, I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
PAM; Well, you’ll figure it out.

The Office, 6x10 Shareholder Meeting

I don’t understand how, I’m already in love with him, but then he says something so perfect, and I fall all over again. Oh, Jim. ♥

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